Ikea, you should really start getting your fucking act together. What a ridiculous hand puppet, it clearly has the appearance of a dolphin, spiracle included, but what about those pathetic set of sharp shark teeth? It was so disturbing and fascinating at the same time I ...
couldn't...
resist....
and... had ... to...
....buy..
need....to....buy...love...
chimera...confusing...but....
only ....2,99.....mum, please!....
Ah whatever... Ikea, keep producing animals that don't exist. Keeps me entertained. Not to mention my husband, who, ever since I got this thing, hasn't even gotten close to TV, internet or any other type of entertainment. I'm a bit worried about the soliloquising though...