September 3rd: Rules

On my way home today I was thinking about why people invent rules and why other people stick to them.
I thought, if everyone driving in front of me did whatever they wanted to, they would cause a lot of pain to other people. But that's certainly not, why they stick to the rule. It's because they don't want to get hurt themselves. It's a completely selfish motive that makes people stick to rules. And I think that doesn't just apply to traffic rules, but to life in general.

People follow rules because that's the easiest way to keep oneself out of trouble and NOT because it's the easiest way to save other people from getting harmed. Our whole society is built on selfishness. Pretty disgusting, if you think about it.

Getting pretty deep on here. But you know what...since Eva Longoria is now in an advertising campaign for cat food, I am sure hell is about to freeze solid.




Oh and yeah, I have a slight obsession with Katy Perry at the moment. I LOVE this interview!!

September 2nd: Sunday Funday

SPRING IS HERE!
It's incredible how big an impact a few degrees and the sun has on my mood
and general mental state. I am a happy little chipmunk right now.
I am going overseas in 10 days. That might contribute to my happiness.
To say I am excited is an understatement. I have tingles in my toes and butterflies
in my belly!

Dan and I went on our usual Sunday date day this morning. We had a lot of stuff planned but we sorta got distracted and just ended up buying "The Big Lebowski" on blu-ray and then having the most DELICIOUS lunch ever. I LOVE LOVE LOVE Jackpot Noodles at West End. It's delicious. It's cheap. It satisfies my cravings for BBQ pork buns.
I was in such a good mood I broke my sugar abstinence and had some fried ice cream (wasn't that good) and a chocolate milk shake (wasn't good either). My guts hate me, I didn't sleep well and I, once again, got taught a lesson I already knew. Sugar is not good for your body. Ok. Note taken.

After lunch we made our way home and ended up in bed to watch above mentioned movie. I kinda just fell asleep and woke up, craving Kahlua. So much for hidden advertising. It even works on me when I'm unconscious.

Anyway, I decided to go all out and wear NO black clothes AT ALL. Felt very girly and extremely out of my comfort zone but I think I like it! What do you think?

 I finally got myself a great great bokeh app!!! So in love!

Dan took this photo of me outside our house. I am wearing Ally shirt and skirt and YES I have finally conquered the art of donut hair bun making. It's spring guys! I am so excited!!!

He only JUST escaped an attack by our mate sholphin. He is half shark, half dolphin - combining the best attributes of both mammal and fish. Needless to say he is one evil motherfucker.

I am currently trying (again) to get through Nabokov's "Lolita". It just drags on and it's so weird and twisted. Very off-putting.
BUT since my goal is to get through every Penguin book every published, I have no choice but to keep on pushing through!
Oh and for you who are wondering how my work out is going - it's going FANTASTIC! I am so stocked that I have stuck to it last week, since Dan was sick and had to skip 4 sessions. My abs are starting to REALLY show, my thighs and glutes are getting super firm. The only thing that's annoying is my arms are getting real big again. But I'll swap muscle for wobble any day.
It's super hard but the results are worth it.

KK. I'm out.

xxx

September 1st: WHOA where has the year gone?

Hey! It's September.
My Northern Hemisphere body rhythm is now telling me: "Rug up, bitch! Autumn is here!"
My Southern Hemisphere body rhythm keeps punching me in the face, going: "It's spring, silly! Show some leg, for crying out loud!". I will NEVER get used to that.

So yeah. Great things have happened since yesterday. Not.
Still trying to recover from all of my very traumatic work experiences yesterday.
Dan and I were mocking around when he randomly started yelling out "BLACK BETTY" and we collapsed onto the kitchen floor, weeing ourselves a little bit since we lacked muscle control because we were STUNNED from laughter.
I think  "BLACK BETTY" has the potential to become a little thing. Or a big one. Maybe a phenomenon!!!
What's your opinion on this? And most importantly will you spread the word?

BLACK BETTY?      via thechive.com

I have a whole 8 working days to count down until I board my plane to Austria. Already dreading the 26 hr flight but a woman's gotta do what she has to do. Then it's two weeks of bad behaviour and drunkenness with very little to no responsibilities. In fact, the only responsibility will be trying to wear pants most of the time. After giving it a bit of thought even THAT might be optional.


Oh Jesus. I just got side tracked.
By THIS:

someone throw that jumper in my face NOW!  via asos.com

Ah man...my attention span is zero right now.
I might just curl up now and leave this stuff to it.
Oh hey, and you should go and watch this movie!