What hormone does 'sharing' a pet release in people's brains? Is it a fake "we have a baby together" - kind of feeling? Is it the taking care of something together - thing, that creates these artificial bonding feelings?
Who gets the pet, when the inevitable break up happens?
What is going on with people? How should a parrot save your marriage? Or a smelly ass cat? Why make it their fault? They're just innocent creatures. And they smell.
Think about it.
|Yeah, you might be cute. But the way your skull is shaped can't be healthy, dude.|
My life is SO crowded at the moment, I need a break.
This time next week I will be frolicking around St Kilda beach and enjoying Melbournian goodness.
Until then, bare with me as I slowly go insane.