October 13, 2012

October 13th: Jeff

Uhm, yeah Dan and I kind of ended up at this thing tonight:
LBB Poster

What can I say?
About 100 people in a movie theater, most of them wearing bath robes. 20 girls lined up, wearing wigs and, again, bathrobes, competing for a price nobody knew existed, saying the word "Vagina" repeatedly in the best Julian Moore impression possible.
'Caucasians' everywhere. The smell of Kahlua filled the room. More bathrobes.
 Super fans quoting the funniest, most absurd passages of the movie. Applause for Jesus. Applause for the stranger.

"This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass".

Ah, what a nice night.