They are touring with Coldplay. Sucks for me as I could not imagine anything worse than going to a Coldplay concert. I would just cry and come out extremely suicidal. My emotions are directly linked to the music I listen to and Coldplay is just too melancholic and sad (and boring...I mean..WHO JUST SAID THAT? Ok, I think they're boring as a fart. But oh well...)
Many times before have I expressed my love for miniature polymer clay products, especially in the form and shape of food. You can imagine the excitement I felt when I came across THIS shop on etsy.
Again, I cannot justify spending lots if any money on that shit (right now) because I don't invest enough in the important things of life (like saving up or buying food other than the type that comes in a can). Seriously, whenever I have money I buy shit or shoes. It HAS to stop!!!
ONE day though...I tell you - I will own the biggest doll kitchen and fill it up with miniature food until it bursts.
|all via Allie's Minis Etsy shop. Buy something you rich bastard!|
Come on, as if you DIDN'T just wee your pants a little?
No? Maybe I just have an unhealthy relationship with miniature food...
If polymer clay doesn't do it for you
maybe this lovely garment will help you urinate out of excitement:
|how nice is that bodysuit? It went on sale around 50 minutes ago and it's already sold out. As per their facebook it will be re-stocked on Monday. Get it at my new best friend aka Beginning Boutique.|
And now make sure you DEFINITELY WATCH this video. I myself watched it around 20 times and I still have to laugh at the dancing 80ies kid. And of course the song is as brilliant as it gets.