Well...I just made this up, but this is gonna be my contribution to this commercialised nonsense. Ok, ok, florists have to make a living somehow, but fuck me, of what sort of use are flowers to ANYONE?? You have to bring out a vase, change the water, they attract bugs and make a mess when they die (which, in a way, is quite depressing in itself). They're basically like a pet dog you have to take care of!
Give me a cactus in a pot over a bunch of flowers anytime!
So here's what I did today:
|1) As you can see, I don't really give two shits about the current: "everyone is lactose intolerant, quit dairy" - hype. Mhmhm, pink smoothie|
|2) What's better than a pink berry smoothie? That's right, preparing in this pink beauty with superpowers!!|
|3) ooohhh yeah, I make them vegans jelly!|
|4) I also had a chance to sort throuh our souvenirs today. These are all postcards from Prague. Well, the first one is more something like 'boobs in a card'. Anyway....|
|5)....here are the boobs|
|6) actual card|
|7) another card|
|8) and another one|