Woah, I had the most intense time-warp craze of a day today. I woke up with an extreme headache and cannot for the life of me remember what I have been doing all morning. I just remember the headache turning into a migraine sometime around 11 and ending up at Woolies at around 2 pm to do my groceries and was so delusional I gave the creepy Indian guy at the register my work address, so his missus could drop off her resume. Good job on my part. Next time you see me with a potential migraine, ask me for my credit card details. I'm sure I'll be happy to provide them.
But back to the migraine, it fucking sucked and by the time I started to loose my vision I was like: Screw you migraine, Imma fight you off with a beer!
And gone it was. Once again beer totally saved the situation. Thank you ancestors for inventing a brew of hopsy, yeasty and malty goodness. It's like a carbonated miracle. The liquid version of Pandora's box. Beer, I like you (minus the man boobs)
I have my netbook up and running again and that means bluetooth is back in my life to infest my body with harmful electromagnetism or so, so thought I'd share a couple of pictures with you that have been rotting on the phone-o.
|this is the closest I have gotten to the Ocean this year. So here's an ode to the Ocean: Ocean, I like you. You're blue and wet. Your water is so salty. It makes me thirsty. Maybe it's the fish poo in it. The end. How great does the sky look?|
|Chickpea Crisps. Cardboard never tasted any better.|
|flat chelsea boots are my new work shoes|
|you call them ugly. i call them tasty!|
|pink roses. the classy lady that I am I put them in beer glasses. one's from the Hofbräuhaus in Munich from 2 years ago. I watched Dan drink a whole litre of German beer in under 10 mins and then saw him off at the airport drunk as a hot dawg.|
|...to the family! (I promise no more shoe shots!!!)|
|voodoo cat anyone? My awesome mum-in-law got me an old-lady sewing bag (I have been looking for one just like that for ages!!!) and a needle-cat. Radness!!|
And to end this post today, I present you with the finest photograph I found on tumblr today and i don't know if it's fake or not but if it isn't then holy balls this chick is the coolest woman on earth or more likely the universe. If the world was to end this year I would join her tribe right now and worship her and give her my non-existant babies to feast on.
|what's not to like about a half naked amazone hanging off the biggest bad-ass of the Pacific? He's like: I'm tha boss!|
Now: Shark attack
|So how was your holiday? - Pretty unspectacular.|
|hilarious! the damn seal is still hanging out of the shark's mouth. and for a fake to be good the shark should be at least the size of a boing 737 man. do yoh homework!|
|uhm, excuse me sir shark, I was enjoying the ocean view.|
|no words necessary. this is great.|
|he's like: 'oh, where'd that thing come from'|
|no seriously dude, I was enjoying that damn view. Now get outta my way.|
|tits turn shark movies into good movies. just like piranha movies. or porn.|
Enough from me. Now tell me about your very own personal shark experiences!
(last 8 images via google )
(last 8 images via google )